swimmingferret:

kvltovcoyote:

pop-titty-epic:

menalez:

that-deist-dude:

ifreakinglovemantarays:

thisbibliomaniac:

Me on Fourth of July like

Anyway, stop spreading white nationalist rhetoric and toxic nationalism thanks

Nobody said anything about race. Stop that.

It’s nationalist to state facts now?

How is this toxic?

Show me countries better than the USA.

economically

x

human freedom

x

quality of life

x

social progress 

x

income equality (america was among the worst)

x

healthcare

x x

gender equality

x

what exactly makes america the “best country” here? america doesn’t excel in anything.

I was gonna say aren’t we like #1 in a bunch of bad stats? Like aren’t we the top for rape and abuse?

we are superior in waging wars, exporting and using firearms, and incarcerating the population among a lot of other terrible things. how depressing is patriotism and nationalism?

I remember this epic moment from The Newsroom

Americans just buy into the propaganda they are the greatest country when there is absolutely zero evidence to say so.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

robotmango:

getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling

this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich 

homofied:

wizardjpeg:

wizardjpeg:

oh i am so genius

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

… soap

astrodidact:

theocseason4:

theocseason4:

Peak youtube humour is non beauty gurus holding literally anything other than makeup related items in front of the camera the exact same way beauty gurus do. That makes me laugh for 15 minutes straight every single time

This is literally the funniest thing